put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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