so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
