Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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