please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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