she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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