Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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