You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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