is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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