Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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