I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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