It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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