so explain again why im purple
no
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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