i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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