I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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