Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Use "feeling words"
Yay
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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