If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
People in love make me want to vomit
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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