Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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