She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?