hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
