Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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