god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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