If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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