Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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