Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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