Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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