We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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