Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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