OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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