so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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