i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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