he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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