I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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