South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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