Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So much rum. So many feels.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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