so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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