Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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