I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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