what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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