the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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