No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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