Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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