ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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