Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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