normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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