its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
accomplished twins. life is a go
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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