Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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