i permit you to call me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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