sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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