So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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