with your own penis?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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