I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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