shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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