How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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