I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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