Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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