Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize