And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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