are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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