Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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